Math Jokes

What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

(Square meals!)

Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?

(Because it improves di-vision!)

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

(The teacher told her not to use tables!)

How can you make seven even?

(Take away the "s"!)

Why did the two 4's skip lunch?

(They already 8!)

What is a mathematician's favorite dessert?

(Pi!)